Funny Candles

$18.00

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Skinny Wit
To Do List Wit
Normal Family Wit
Friends Wit
At The Beach Wit
Size Matters Wit
Hair Flip Wit
Sarcastic Sunshine Wit
Mermaid Wit
Hustle Wit
Crown Wit

These Candles are made by Surfs Up Candle Co. based out on NJ. This single mom pushed through her dreams & worked hard to get where she is today. USA made, burns clean, and made only with the best soy wax. These candles not only smell great but make an awesome gift for the sarcastic soul as well. 

Candle Features

  • 9 oz Jar
  • Burns Clean
  • Sarcastic Funny Saying
  • Great Fragrance 
  • Perfect Gift
  • Fun Colors

Candle Descriptions-

"Dear Lord, If you cant make me skinny, please make my friends fat"

Our refreshing and clean summer scent White Wash Linen is bursting with apple, lemon peel, peony, and linen. You will feel like your sailing through the sea.

"I like to put wine on my to-do list so i can at least one thing off"

Our refreshing summer scent Sunrise Vibe is a clean scent with pink jasmine, citrus zest, lavender, amber and sheer musk. You will feel like you on the beach watching the sunrise.

"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family"

You'll love our signature scent with a pineapple base, it will have you thinking of surfing, friends, family, and of course the beach.

"At the beach we don't hide crazy we give it a cocktail and parade it around the porch"

Lively and uplifting, this customer favorite is a mix of grapefruit, orange zest, and a light musk for sweetness.

"I live for the nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget"

You will be transported seaside every time you smell Island Moon. A mix of fresh lemon and rosewater mixed with floral scents and hints of lavender, lily, and amber.

"Of course size matters.. no one wants a small glass of wine!"

Our refreshing summer scent Coconut Lime is bursting with lime, orange, coconut, and vanilla. You will feel like you are living on your own tropical island.

"Life is short, make every hair flip count."

Our refreshing summer scent Coconut Lime is bursting with lime, orange, coconut, and vanilla. You will feel like you are living on your own tropical island. One of our best sellers!

"Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived."

It won't take long to feel like you're on a beach in Hawaii when you smell the fruity blend of coconut, passion fruit, guava, pineapple, banana, melon, and grapefruit.

"Always be yourself. Unless you can be a mermaid, then always be a mermaid."

You will be transported seaside every time you smell Island Moon. A mix of fresh lemon and rosewater mixed with floral scents and hints of lavender, lily, and amber.

"Hustle until your haters ask if you're hiring."
Let this candle take you straight to the beach with fragrances consisting of essential oils with orange, citrus, seashore, and violet.
"Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and show them who they are dealing with."
Lively and uplifting, this customer favorite is a mix of grapefruit, orange zest, and a light musk for sweetness.

Shipping

Free USA Shipping for Orders Over $50! $6.95 Under $50 Free in-store Pickup Greensboro, NC

Returns Policy

All purchases may be returned or exchanged within 14 days from the date of purchase for a full refund with a receipt. All returned items must be UNWORN, UNWASHED IN BRAND NEW CONDITION WITH NO ALTERATIONS, ODORS, PET HAIR, DEFECTS AND WITH ALL TAGS ATTACHED. No exceptions will be made. Unfortunately, shipping fees are non-refundable (unless the received item is damaged or the wrong item was sent by Cozy Calla Lily). You will be responsible for return shipping (shipping tracking option is highly recommended) No returns will be accepted or processed after 14 days from the date of purchase. View the Full Policy
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